— Gonzo —
What’s a gonzo?
Gonzo is an escaped Canadian Mountain Pug known for chasin’ bears down the road and getting into the bins when no ones looking. He also has a knack for getting bars named after him and telling everyone he owns the place. He’s a grumpy old git and you can usually find him patrolling Gonzo’s Tea Room most afternoons looking for dropped fries. Please don’t feed the little bugger though! He’s as old as time itself and can get poorly if not on his dog chow. If seen by all means scratch his butt…he likes that.